Hello Followers,
I realize that the readers of this blog have been looking forward to a new blog entry. The truth is, I have been in the process of "re-inventing" my celebrity. Most celebritys come to a point where the public has become bored with them. It becomes necessary to use power of surprize to catapoult you back into the ring. Screech from Saved by the Bell recently had a sex tape "accidently" released and now he is back on tv. So I have been thinking about what to do to refresh my followers and get them interested once again. At first, the obvious thing to do was a sex tape... but I'm too shy. Then, I had another idea that could have killed me. Im still recovering from that and it did'nt get any publicity. Then I came up with the perfect plan. I decided to post my deepest darkest secrets here on my blog, almost as if it were like a "truth or dare" game and I choose "truth" everytime. So here we go...
Truth #1. Often I want things but cant have them
Truth #2. I love cats but hate cat poop
Truth #3. This one time I was downtown and I was just like chillin and my bro dan showed up and was like "hey dude" and I was like "hey dude" and he was like "whats up" and I was like "chillin" and he was like "got any smokes" and I didnt want to give him any cause he always bums smokes from me but I did any way and was like "yeah dude but only one ok cause I dont get paid til friday" and he was like "sweet" so I gave him a smoke and he was like "didu hear about jim" and i was like "which jim" because i know like 2 jims but one goes by james but sometimes people call him jim and i think when they call him jim its by accident and then they just pretend it didnt happen cause jim is short for james anyway and he was like "jim beam" and i was like "yeah dude im still wasted from last night" and he was like "yeah that was crazy" and i didnt know what he was talking about cause i didnt see dan last night and he was like "wait we didnt party last night" and i was like "i did dude" and he was like "yeah, me too" so anyway later that day i was ridin by bike through town and i saw kelly so i was like "yeah" and so i pulled over and went into the store that she was standing in front of and she looked at me and was like "yeah" so i went in the store i didnt really want to buy anything so i bought some gum and i was gonna give kelly some but when i went back out kelly was gone and my bicycle was gone too but then i saw it it was right next to me the whole time but kelly was still gone so i left on my bike my mom called me on my cell and told me dinner was ready so i went home.
Truth #4. If I had to become any black female in the world i would choose Oprah
Truth #5. Uhhhh...
OK this is boring. How about this - Lets play dare. Someone dare me to do something - and i will take pictures of me doing it and that will be my next post.
T
