You all know that I like to do things that test the boundaries of possibility. Daily I indulge in life threatening exercises simply because I can; it gives me a huge rush to know that at any moment I could submit to peril - and die as a result of my extreme and reckless behavior. This morning, that almost happened. As I was juggling a few flaming chainsaws one slipped and almost left me a one armed man. As you can see from the picture on the upper right hand corner, the carnage left behind is devastating. Although my life may never be the same, and it will probably take months and years to rehabilitate - this will not interfere with who I am. I WILL return to my daring and dangerous ways... Some day.
Dude, I hope you recover soon. If theres anything that I can do - be sure to let me know. I'm here for you man.
ReplyDeleteWell, I've told you and told you. And now look.
ReplyDeleteYou've made your bed now lie in it.
the tears all over your face, the horrid flesh wound, how can you bare it all? You are so strong and masculine
ReplyDeletei had no idea . . . . i've called the suicide hotline, because i cant help but think that your actions may be a cry for help . . . ive also called the animal shelter to collect the lion . . . and green peace about saddling polar bears . . . I hope you get better soon!
ReplyDeleteI think you are trying to one up me. My boo boo is worse than your!
ReplyDeleteOh, Chris!
ReplyDeleteI am glad you have that Winnie the Pooh blanket to comfort you.
I think next a crazy helicopter skiing escapde would be nice, or maybe a stint as an alcholic tight rope walker. Keep being extreme!
ReplyDeleteI wish you'd be more careful Chris but I know wild horses couldn't keep you away from being who you are, you extreme man, you.
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