Things have been very difficult for me since my last post...
After discovering the horrid image described in my last post; I decided that there was no other option than to disconnect my internet service. At first the lack of internet started to form my new personality. I was light on my feet and could not stop smiling. FREE FROM THE CHAINS OF EVIL!!! After a short while my body started to shut down. As you can see from this snapshot taken as I came home from work, things were starting to get serious. My senses numb, my hair falling out, my legs like jello, my bowels obstructed - it was time to figure something out. When I was finally brought to the hospital, they told me in the ICU that if I had waited any longer I might have expired. My doctor and I decided that the best route of therapy would be to gradually re-introduce the internet back into my life. The therapy started with watching a YouTube video, and now I'm consuming more internet then ever before!!! He referred me to a specialist who has begun working with me developing the coping mechanisms that will aid my inevitable confrontations with such fore discussed images. I feel GREAT!!! I am walking again, and pretty much feel like my old self. Once I started feeling well again - my doctor told me that I should have a spa day. So... I DID!!! As you can see in this picture I am looking as healthy and vibrant as EVER!
Thank-you everyone for the out-pouring of support. I got all the flowers and cards... and the cash - Thank-you. I have never felt more loved. I'm Back...
-Christian
Christian - I'm so glad your back! When I visited you in the hospital you looked terrible. I can see now that you look great. What is your secret? You look like a movie star!!!
ReplyDeleteP.S. I sent you that cash by accident. That was supposed to pay my electric bill. Can I have it back? Nevermind just keep it.
its about time! i missed you!
ReplyDeleteOh chris. I have never seen you look so fabulous and rested.
ReplyDeleteWait. I gave you flour!
I take umbrage.
From that healthy glow I wouldn't be surprised if there were a bun in the oven...
ReplyDeleteChris, this is seriously funny shit. seriously.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah..."hi"! Haven't seen you in a long time!
Theres color in your skin again . . . I can see that you are finally on the mend!!
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